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The Bond Villains
"Faced by such a
man, thought Bond, one could only go on one's knees and wait for death"
- Goldfinger(1959)
| Dr No
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Film
:- Dr No
Actor :-
Joseph Wiseman
Job :-
SPECTRE agent & genius
Evil Scheme
:- To disrupt US Space programme
Sinister Lair
:- Crab Key
Distinguishing Feature
:- Steel hands (result of radiation experiments)
Mode Of Demise
:- Boiled alive in his nuclear reactor pool
Most Memorable Quote
:- "I never fail, Mr. Bond."
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| Ernst Stavro
Blofeld
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Films
:-
You Only
Live Twice,
On Her Majesty's Secret Service,
Diamonds Are Forever and
Never
Say Never Again
Actors :- Donald
Pleasence, Telly Savalas, Charles Gray and Max von Sydow.
Job
:- Head of terror group SPECTRE
Evil Scheme
:- World Domination
Sinister Lair
:- Japanese volcano,
Alpine retreat, Vegas penthouse and oil rig.
Distinguishing Feature
:- Resembles a cracked
egg
Typical Day
:- Seated behind desk stroking a white pussy, while pressing
buttons sending subordinates to their death.
Mode Of Demise
:- Hurting to the bottom of a smokestack
in his wheelchair.
Most Memorable Quotes
:- "Kill Bond, now!" and
"This is the price of failure, Mr. Bond."
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| Auric
Goldfinger
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Film
:-
Goldfinger
Actor
:- Gert Frobe
Evil Scheme
:- To detonate an atomic bomb inside Fort Knox
Sinister Lair
:- Kentucky stud farm
Distinguishing Feature
:- Fat and Teutonic
Most Threatening Line
:- Strapped to a table a laser beam edging towards his groin, an
apparently cool, claim and collected bond asks if he's expected
to talk. "No. Mr Bond" comes the reply "I expect you to die."
Mode Of Demise
:- Sucked out of an aircraft window
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| Emilio Largo
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Film
:-
Thunderball
Actor
:- Adolfo Celi
Job
:- Multi-millionaire playboy and SPECTRE's No 2
Evil Scheme
:- Steals two NATO nuclear bombs to hold the
ideologically-unsound Weatern world to ransom.
Sinister Lair
:- Villa in the Bahamas complete with Shark infested swimming
pool
Gadget
:- Super yacht capable of shedding its rear half and becoming a
speedy hydrofoil
Distinguishing Features
:- Eye-patch and dodgy Mediterranean accent
Mode Of Demise
:- Shot with speargun by his mistress
Most Memorable Quote
:- "Heat and cold,
applied scientifically..."
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| Kananga/Mr.
Big
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Film
:- Live and Let
Die
Actor
:- Yaphet Kotto
Job
:- Two faced voodoo Carribean criminal, gang leader and heroin
producer
Most Memorable Quote
:-
Bond:
My name is....
Mr. Big:
Names is for tombstones, baby.
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| Francisco
Scaramanga
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Film
:-
The Man with the Golden Gun
Actor
:- Christopher Lee
Job
:- The world's most expensive assassin - $1 million a shot
Background
:- Son of the circus ringmaster. Local Rio gunman aged 15. Later
recruited by the KGB
Sinister Lair
:- Tropical island off the coast of Thiland
Distinguishing Feature
:- A third nipple
Weapon
:- Golden Gun - Cleverly assemled from a cigarette case, a
lighter, a cufflink and a pen.
Mode Of Demise
:- Losses shooting competition with Bond
Most Memorable Quote
:-
Scaramanga:
My golden gun against your Walther PPK, each of us with a 50-50
chance.
Bond:
6 bullets to your one?
Scaramanga:
I only need one
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| Karl Stromberg
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Film
:-
The Spy
Who Loved Me Actor
:- Curt Jurgens
Evil Scheme
:- Destroy world and build a new civilization under the sea.
Sinister Lair
:- Underwater base called
Atlantis, able to submerge and rise at will
Distinguishing Features
:- Web fingers
Assassination Technique
:- For disloyal subordinates his lift turns into a one way trip
to the obligatory shark pool
Mode Of Demise
:- Shot in groin
Most Memorable Quote
:-
Bond:
Your time is running out, Stromberg.
Stromberg:
Your's too, Mr. Bond, your's too; and faster than you think.
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| Hugo Drax
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Film
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Moonraker
Actor
:- Micheal Lonsdale
Job
:- Billionaire space industrialist
Evil Scheme
:- Destroy world and build a new civilization is space
Sinister Lair
:- Space station
Distinguishing Features
:- Tragic beard, sense of humour bypass
Assassination Technique
:- Inviting unwanted guest to make friends with his pet anaconda
Mode Of Demise
:- Shot with a poison dart and evacuated into outed space
Most Memorable Quote
:- "Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him."
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| Kristatos
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Film
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For Your
Eyes Only Actor
:- Julian Glover
Job
:- Heroin smuggler and Russian agent
Background
:- During World War II Kristatos
worked as double agent for Nazis
Evil Scheme
:- Planned to sell a British top
secret device to the soviets
Sinister Lair
:- Mountain top Byzantine monastery
Mode Of Demise
:- A nicely aimed knife in the back
Most Memorable Quote
:- "You cannot just arrest him, you must find a different way.
You may have to kill him."
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| Kamal Khan
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Fillm
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Octopussy
Actor
:- Louis Jourdan
Job
:- Wealthy but exiled Afghan
prince and a world-class smuggler
Evil Scheme
:- To detonate an atomic bomb on a much less well equipped US
Air Force base
Sinister Lair
:- Mountain top fortress in India
Mode Of Demise
:- His private jet takes a nose-dive into the side of a mountain
Most Memorable Quote
:- "Mr Bond is indeed a very rare breed. Soon to be made
extinct."
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| Max Zorin
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Film
:-
A View To A Kill
Actor
:- Christopher Walken
Job
:- Billionaire industrialist,
horse breeder and part time fruit cake
Background
:- Born in Germany as part of hideous Nazi experiment in
genetics to create a race of super humans
Evil Scheme
:- To corner the worlds microchip market by triggering a massive
earthquake in California's Silicon Valley
Sinister Lair
:- Mammoth Airship
Mode Of Demise
:- Falls off San Francisco's
Golden Gate bridge
Most Memorable Quote
:-
Mayday:
Wow! What a view...
Zorin:
To a kill!
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| Brad Whittaker
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Film
:-
The Living Daylights
Actor
:- Joe Don Baker
Job
:- An illegal arms dealer
Background
:- Expelled from Westpoint for
cheating, he spent a short stint as a mercenary in the Belgian
Congo before working with various criminal organisations to help
finance his first arms deals.
Evil Scheme
:- attempts to use Soviet money to buy opium
Most Memorable Quote
:-
"Well, that's too bad, Bond.
You know, you could've been a live rich man instead of a poor
dead one."
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| Franz Sanchez
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Film
:-
Licence To Kill
Actor
:- Robert Davi
Job
:- Ruthless Latin American Drug Lord
Evil Scheme
:- To expand his evil drug empire
Sinister Lair
:- Luxurious vills in Isthmus
City a bought South American state
Assassination
Technique
:- Freeding traitors to his pet
shark
Mode Of Demise
:- Bond turns him into a walking
Bar-B-Q
Most Memorable Quote
:- "What did he promise you ?
His Heart ? Give her his heart."
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| Alec Trevalyn
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Alias
:- 006 Film
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Goldeneye
Actor
:- Sean Bean
Job
:- Head of terror group Janus
Background
:- Was Bond's best friend in secrer service
Evil Scheme
:- Obliterate Western economies using stolen space weapon
Sinister Lair
:- Soviet missile train
Distinguishing Feature
:- Terrible scar on right side of face, courtesy of Bond
Mode Of Demise
:- Plumments 500 feet to his death
Most Memorable Quote
:- "Why can't you just be a good
boy and die ? !"
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| Elliot Carver
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Film
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Tomorrow Never Dies
Actor
:- Jonathan Pryce
Job
:- Billionaire media mogul
Evil Scheme
:- To set off World War III just
so he can have some great newspaper headlines
Mode Of Demise
:- Killed when Bond uses the Sea Drill on him
Most Memorable Quote
:- "Let the mayhem begin |
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